A bottle of Vlad contains more philosophy than all the books in the world
Just kidding. But imagine if it did. In my opinion, some people get wealthy enough to make absurd statements almost worshiping the power of wine as if it were an ethereal instructor of the finer things in life. Usually I make this connection to bored middle-aged women who stay at home drinking wine all day while their husbands crush it in the business world. Well I’m neither a middle-aged house wife nor that rich yet. I can barely pay my electric bill, not to mention rent (thankya daddy). This is my attempt to investigate what these bantches be talkin’ bout.